I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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