some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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