between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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