We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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