you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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