the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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