You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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