Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
