Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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