Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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