ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want nice things and good sex
I deserve to be covered in dicks
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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