Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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