OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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