Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
someone owes me an orgasm
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This toilet bowl is my home.
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