Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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