Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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