I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
