Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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