no. you can't hotbox the world.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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