Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(530): View more from California

I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!

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(678): View more from Georgia

So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh

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(561): View more from Florida

I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college

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(352): View more from Florida

I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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(602): View more from Arizona

literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs

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