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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.

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  ahaha ok

  (708): View more from Illinois

  let's call it "werewolfing"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.

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• (619): View more from California

  I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0

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