I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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