Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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