Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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