some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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