On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
