I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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