I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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