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"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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