he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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