I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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