Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
