Fine. I'll sleep in my office
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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