i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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