ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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