wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
