I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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