I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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