she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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