After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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