"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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