Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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