gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
