ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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