I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
