Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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