i just wanna soil my oats bro
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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