a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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