i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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