I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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