I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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