That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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