I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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