When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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