so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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