I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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