He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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