He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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