We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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