Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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