'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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