her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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